Entertaining Tumblr Posts To Eliminate Boredom

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 9, 2020 3:00 PM EST

It's Tumblr time, and time to tickle that funny bone with some perfect Tumblr memes. Take a meandering walk through some funny Tumblr posts that break the mold and freshen up your meme stash too.

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    Organism - itseasytoremember someone help me find that image of 4 cats being held up in front of a brightly coloured background. the cats look calm being held but each have their own personality itseasytoremember nvm i found it
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    Text - surprisedentistry i love dogs who are obsessed with licking people surprisedentistry "this human is pleasing to me. i have to put my tongue on it" advanced-procrastination Dogs treat us like we treat cool rocks surprisedentistry your relationship to rocks is apparently very different than mine
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    Dress shirt - euphrasiefauchelevent im teaching piano to a 4 year old who lives across the road and im loving it mostly because today she told me "i'm little but one day i'm going to be tall like you". i'm 5'1 i haven't been called tall ever in my life. i almost started crying temencmoth Y'all she'll be tall like u soon, tommorow maybe? euphrasiefauchelevent
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    Text - writing-prompt-s Your landlord is a vampire, so he offers you a deal. You can pay your rent in money... or in blood. hedgeworth Follow This is just the oh no rent's late how can I make it up to you porn trope but for goths.
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    Text - youtrollthedice: theimpolitecanadian: when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is
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    Text - scavengedluxury Follow Egg-throwing contest planned at the unveiling of statue of Margaret Thatcher in her hometown The unveiling ceremony could cost up to £100,000 and has caused outrage ground-zoro Follow Use tomattos instead of eggs! Tommatos cause bronze and other metals to rapidly dissolve and it can't be stopped or reversed. unhygienic-andy-the-anon Follow What? Really? thatidiotagain Follow Yup! Another thing you can use is saltwater! They oxidize the metal and the oxidation spread
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    Text - diplobrocus haldaisilme curseworm does mace work on birds curseworm if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent curseworm time sensitive question please respond Source: curseworm 58,574 notes
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    Text - REI tilthat TIL that were was an ice cream brand called Star Spangled Ice Cream, which aimed to be a politically conservative counterpart to Ben & Jerry's (which they considered too liberal). Flavor names included "Smaller Governmint", “Iraqi Road" and “I Hate the French Vanilla". via reddit.com arizonaconservativegal Why are Republicans so embarrassing?
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    Text - wodneswynn One of the characters in our D&D party is an orc named Brick. We've established that orcs get their names through tests of strength and that his name is Brick because it's the strongest thing he was able to break with his bare hands. By profession, Brick is a therapist. His ultimate ambition is to one day do therapy so good that he can change his name to Depression. naamahdarling I went into this expecting beautiful himbo and came out in love with Brick and crying over therapis
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    People - rifa: therandominmyhead A wild MACHAMP appeared! Go! DUGTRIO! I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever It has to be awkward being buried so close like that.
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    Text - The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful. rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable Kids, could you lighten up a little?
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    Boats and boating--Equipment and supplies - A yoi-shenanigans Here is a baby button quail on a spoon Here is a baby button quail falling off a spoon brainbugs-andreblogs BABY NO Source:ches-not-cheese 144,392 notes ...
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    Text - froody Follow shot out to whoever heard the news about Elliot Page and immediately corrected his pronouns on Wikipedia..God works hard but Wikipedia editors work harder apparently 8,169 notes
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    Text - tilthat TIL that in 2010, a drunk Serbian man on vacation in EgYpt became a local hero after he did a cannonball into the ocean and inadvertently killed a Hammerhead shark that had been terrorizing people for weeks. via reddit.com kylo Follow the original story came from serbia's version of the onion and then us journalism sites reported on it as if it were real
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    Face - onlytwitterpics Follow When you start an argument with bae to spice things up and he ends up leaving your ass can-oh-worm Follow Good for him rockn-roll-cat Follow good finally a version of this i can reblog 355,546 notes
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    Formal wear - hydro-homies Follow BRIGHTSIDE @Raelet how I, a millennial, filter spam calls: -if my phone rings, it's spam I answer for no one. madz-the-3rd Follow EXCEPT My mommy, 294,474 notes
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    Hairstyle - himbo-ted Follow Keanu Reeves says he didn't know 'The Matrix' was a transgender allegory but thinks it's 'cool' - Insider The 55-year-old actor recently returned to production on a fourth "Matrix" film and says th.. Insider - 12 hours ago Why am i wheezing at this what-even-is-thiss Follow Keanu Reeves is like that one straight dude in your psychology class that handles you coming out better than literally everyone you know for no understandable reason even though he knows nothing a
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    Text - @ origamityler-deactivated2016101 The best reddit thread l've ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long experimental-sponge Best quote from that thread: "To give the gang a slight advantage, We'll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise."
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    Atmosphere - The year is 2387. Earth is a'member of the Federation of Planets - but without Great Britain, which is still trying to leave the EU. copperbadge You know, this would explain why Picard, the most English person ever to walk aboard a starship, continues to claim he's French. dduane (snicker) Source: spikesjojo
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    Dress shirt - 'Germs are not a real thing':Fox News host says he hasn't washed hands in 10 years Pete Hegseth denies existence of germs, saying: 'I can't see them, therefore they're not real' internetdumpsterfires His melee attacks inflict a poison damage
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    Text - rem-ir The Fahrenheit defenders have logged on rem-ir my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius mollic-epipedon Great news everyone I have decided to endorse Fahrenheit 4,686 notes
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    Text - powerjock gomez addams is the dream friend. id kill to have that dude in my corner. like if he found out my company closed cuz of covid he'd just give me 5k a month until "you get back on your feet, old boy". l'd have to sword fight him like twice a week but then l'd just get better at sword fighting. literally what is the downside brain-confetti he would kick your ass at sword fighting and then compliment you on how much you're improving gomez addams pumps his friends up because he's a r
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    Microphone - Donald Zimmer @zimmer_donald I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDS. 6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail. firebirdscratches Follow And we were like, "We know but, hey."
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    Text - the library haunter @SketchesbyBoze Arthur Conan Doyle: I have invented the greatest detective of all time Agatha Christie: hold my tea Doyle: ... why does this tea taste funny 9:40 AM · Oct 25, 2019 · Twitter Web App ladyvyola Follow This is even funnier if you know that Christie did not learn about poisons because she became a mystery writer, rather that she specifically became a writer of mysteries because she already had extensive knowledge of poisons due to her World War I training a
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    Yellow - chat-chouage Follow the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like ivan-fyodorovich Follow as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance? chat-chouage Follow
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    Text - teapotsahoy.tumblr.com When ur like: “this show is very good. In fact, it is too good. I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show." > D S ♡
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    Text - princesshamlet Follow sigh. okay. what's the news on supernatural. (a show that ended last month) princesshamlet Follow anthonycrowley apparently water doesn't show up well on film so when u see holy water getting splashed in people's faces it's actually lube i wish i were dead <3
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    Text - thecutestlittlebunbunf... adragon... Follow writing-prompt-s While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears. that-one-sinammon-roll "Dude," your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. "Stop breaking stuff." scaliefox I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline. They give me life. Source: writing-prompt-s
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    Text - zacwells How long does your ideal hug last futurefantastic 38-45 minutes zacwells that's really impractical futurefantastic u said ideal, not realistic
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    Font - babyface Seguir A bapouro Seguir when you die you go to the big LAN party in the sky menacebot this radiates too much heat jenroses Seguir I was like, "But why are their shirts off" and then I remembered how much heat that many computers can put out. Fuente: babyface > D S ♡ 124.970 notas
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    Text - schmergo Follow Isn't it suspicious that the sexiest man alive is always already a celebrity? I feel like they're really not plumbing the depths in their research. Like, imagine if you got the Sexiest Man Alive edition of People and your orthodontist was on the front cover and you were like, “Oh PHEW, I guess I'm not the only one who sees it." 4,903 notes
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    Text - strictlyquadrilateral Follow earlier today i was nonverbal for a bit but no one was around except the cats, so i signed at molly that she's a good cat and she. immediately started purring. this cat knows too much. i live in fear that someday s fabulousairpirate Follow the cat killed op strictlyquadrilateral Follow #false she merely sat down on the keyboard and hit the post button prematurely 139,479 notes
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    Text - tilthat Follow TIL the Arctic Shrew is so territorial that if two are placed together, one will drop dead within a few days, even without physical injuries. via ift.tt mobius-ofc Follow A 5 day telepathic battle trashboat Follow living with roommates
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    Text - turtlepated This morning I had the totally random and completely unsolicited realization that "Ghengis Khan" has the same number of syllables as "Stacey's Mom", and if I have to be cursed with this knowledge then so do you. donnies-pop-tart Oh my god
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    Toy - generalgrievousdatingsim gay people meeting up for brunch look like this
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    Text - patroclusdefencesquad Doctors describe his condition as stable but homosexual. me nudityandnerdery "How bad is it, doc? Give it to me straight." "I... I'm afraid I can't do that."
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    Text - rasec-wizzlbang: kenkit: rasec-wizzlbang: if an elf and a dwarf f , would it make a human? Going by older editions of D&D they made an awkward ugly thing called a Dwelf, which usually combined the worst aspects of both races personalities and physical construction. . yeah, a human Source: rasec-wizzlbang 14,811 notes ...
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    Text - laurbyboom Follow mOE O @m0E tv Follow Im going to try and stop saying the word f**got on stream as apparently you can get banned for it now. I want everyone to know i dnt mean it as a hateful term when i say it. grew up with that word as a form of saying "stupid". It was one of my fav words and it got me thru alot. 12:43 PM-29 Jun 2018 I'm going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said psyducked Follow a true martyr f yeahkatnep Follow Sir that's
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    Text - graynard non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces gunsandfireands. he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well dylanobrienisbatman "This town ain't big enough for the two of us" Non-confrontational cowboy: "SURE AINT!" *sprints away* Source: graynard 154,527 notes ...
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    Text - falloutnewvegans-deactivated201 i love how scientists in fiction are always called "scientists". thats it. they wear a Labcoat Of +5 Science and +5 Medicine. They do not specialize in a tree of science, like Biology or Astrology. No. They are just Science Men ready to do Science. thefingerfi jfemalefury "Do you understand what this could mean for science? It could mean real advances in the field of SCIENCE" sweetmeatdale Literature majors trying to figure out what everyone else does
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    Text - shoeboxgoblin Follow Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy. Straight guys and gay girls can enjoy gal gadot in armor. Gay guys and straight girls can enjoy a mostly naked Chris pine Bi/pan people get to enjoy both And if you're ace like me, well. She threw a tank with her bare hands, and that's as good as it gets illogical-bulls' Follow I really like this post.
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    Text - memew. 2 Follow i feel like we haven't fully internalized how cursed the iowa county map is 10:20 PM 2/4/20 Twitter Web Client chickenonabicycle Follow That's not a map that's an Excel spreadsheet. rantingandravenclaw Follow #god can someone gerrymander that a little #just for variety. #reblog #post.txt 22,924 notes A
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    Text - My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. Madigan does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf, trying to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog's. When I want something with my whole being, an
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    Text - henryclervals S'abonner A member of parliament, Thomas Massey-Massey, was introducing a motion to change the name of Christmas to Christ-tide, on the grounds that mass is a Catholic festival, inappropriate to a Protestant country. He was interrupted by a member opposite who asked him how he would like to be called 'Thotide Tidey-Tidey'. The bill was forgotten in the uproar. happy christmas to my favourite story of all time Source : henryclervals
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    Forehead - casgirl Follow Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in The bbc sherlock who lives in my head: ALCOHOLIC 13,374 notes
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    Chin - >»Liberals want spiders to be even sexier. NEWS HANNITY H keatonpatti I thought the closed captioning was messed up, but nope, he actually said that. queenofchildren "even"
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    Text - TIL men and women see colors differently. In general, women are better at discriminating among colors while men excel at tracking fast- moving objects and discerning detail from a distance. via reddit.com thominator47 Racist gf tradchad sniper bf silenceofthememes the gamer couple
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